Welcome to the consultancy services of Andrew Palmer. By engaging my services, accessing my strategic advice, or utilizing my professional network and connections, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following terms and conditions. Please read them carefully before commencing our professional engagement.
1. Nature of Services
I provide high-level strategic consulting, operational blueprints, monetization advice, connection facilitation, and sounding board services for service-based web businesses, plugin developers, and SaaS offerings. All services, advice, insights, and recommendations are based entirely on my decades of commercial experience within the web ecosphere and are designed to assist you in making informed decisions for your business.
2. No Guarantees or Assurances
While my advice is designed to help you scale, optimize profitability, and navigate complex environments like M&A, business growth is inherently subject to external market forces, execution risks, and variables beyond my control.
- Good Faith: All advice, strategies, and introductions are provided in good faith and are intended for educational and consultative purposes.
- No Revenue Claims: I make no guarantees, warranties, or representations regarding specific financial outcomes, revenue increases, platform growth, or the successful completion of mergers, acquisitions, or investments.
3. Absolute Limitation of Liability
By entering into this agreement, you acknowledge that you are the final authority on all business decisions for your company.
- No Professional Liability: I am a strategic business consultant, not a certified financial advisor, legal counsel, or registered accountant. Any financial, investment, or structural advice should be vetted by your own legal and financial professionals.
- Indemnification: Under no circumstances shall I be held legally or financially liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages, including but not limited to loss of profits, data loss, business interruption, or soured partnerships, arising out of your implementation of my advice, operational frameworks, or introductions. You execute all strategies entirely at your own risk.
4. Strict No-Refund Policy
My consulting and connecting services are built on the immediate deployment of proprietary strategic insights, decades of specialized operational expertise, and valuable industry relationships.
- All Sales Are Final: Once payment is made or an engagement begins, fees are 100% non-refundable under any circumstances.
- No Exceptions: There are absolutely no refunds, partial refunds, or chargebacks permitted for completed hours, monthly retainers, project fees, or unused consultative blocks. If you choose to terminate an engagement early, or if a specific business deal or M&A transition does not close, no past payments will be returned.
5. Independent Contractor Status
Our engagement is strictly that of an independent consultant. Nothing in our professional relationship shall be construed to create a partnership, joint venture, employer-employee relationship, or agent relationship. Unless explicitly agreed upon in a separate full-time asynchronous agreement, I retain absolute autonomy over my schedule, location, and consulting methods.
6. Governing Law
These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United Kingdom. Any disputes arising out of or in connection with these terms shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of the United Kingdom.